More and more it feels as if we are teetering between 1984 and… but 84-33=51 bringing us to 1951 the actual lone year in question

I finally realized that when Smokey Bear says Only you can prevent forest fires Only I really believe him

When I was a kid we thought the end of the world was coming any minute via The Button Instead it came a little later

After years of therapy the stump came to see that there was an I, two even, in the giving tree

I tried using my get out of jail free card but the CVV on the back was Roman Numerals for eleven

You know the (re)normalization of… is in full swing when the New Yor… justifies its publication of a cro… in the shape of a swastika on the start date of Chanukah

By keeping us on screen text messages, direct messages, et… are always mixed messages of the Trust, but verify

We guard the thin line between love and hate by loving more But we cross the thin line between self-love and self-hate

My social medi– a persona is the mime who just won’t shut up

Words get in the way and a picture is worth a thousand words

They used to give me Birthday presents Now they give me A wide berth

Accustomed to the view from their… the rich had no idea they were fas… a very steep waterfall

I was the first ever lobster discovered in the wild with a rubber band around my claw clamping it shut

Everyone wants to drive a wedge between the monotheists and the Da… when the only real difference is that the former believe this land was made for you and me

The first thing I fell in love with was her out-of-office notification