The eternal flame at Al Gore’s tomb works like the light in a refriger… and only burns when you look at it
You can tell the difference Between those who are interested i… And those who are interested in se… By noticing those Who pay lip service to service
Can’t buy me love but you can buy me likes
The internet is the opposite of th… When a memory is repressed you get it back even though you can’t remember it But when it is memory-holed
There was always an urn on the man… made from terra cotta Little then did I know it was for the remains of the persona non gra…
There’s only one way To win a game of chicken But there are two ways to lose And the only chance of victory Is knowing ahead of time
If I say yes That’s just a guess If I say no Then I don’t know If I say maybe
On paper Scratch that On screen The devil looks unbeatable Since odds always favor
I asked ChatGPT to tell me what I was thinking and it said You’re thinking I once was lost
Philosophers dream of “The view from nowhere” Granting pure objectivity Instead, we got the internet’s View from everywhere
On the Mt. Rushmore of cartoon mice I would put four Jerrys
People need to be a part of someth… And light is both a particle and a… Surfing, then, is a mystical union… But the internet is a tsunami And surfing the web a death wish
The distant past– Strong enough for a man, pH balan… The recent past– Strong enough for a woman The present–
I want what you want so I want a cow
The number one rule For doing a number on us Is taking a number Because when our number comes up It’s only ever because our days ar…
