The early bird gets the worm But you are not the early bird Or the tardy bird You are the early bird Or the worm

All behavior is purposeful and all behavior is self-serving until you realize that all behavior is self-serving which is when you find out what ha…

The human brain has 100 trillion synaptic connections which sounds like a lot but it’s only 0.0000000005% of the universe’s 200 billion tril…

As long as there have been people there have been people wearing mas… the difference now is that each mask comes with an entire cos…

You can’t call timeout in soccer But you can fake an injury You can’t call timeout in life But you can fake yourself out By believing you’ve faked us all o…

People don’t like surprises so I tell them they’re in for a real surprise which gives them something to look…

I don’t get mad I get odd

Why do people hate Jews? Or, restated as a Jew Why do they hate us? Let’s answer that question with a… Who are we?

In life We all have brushes with death Leaving wounds That either become scars Or beauty marks

Living during COVID-19 Was like trying to eat A bag of individually wrapped M&M…

Peace is not the goal It is the byproduct of the goal The goal is obvious Which is why we can’t see it

If they were ever only attacking a… there’d be nor real need for the l… But the act of distorting an idea is always a pretext to the taking… So, you’ll know it’s a strawman fa…

Coffee is for the middle-aged; we need both to shit and get shit done

Whenever an authority figure says It’s my way or the highway I end up wanting to have it both w…

I thought I’d crafted a mystique when all I’d rea– lly made were mistakes