Finding themselves at court in a r… for a body politic gone mad withou… aides could only hope to exploit h… bias in lieu of appeals to his dec…
I am simultaneously purging while binge watching TV on my Gal… by ignoring my wife and kids
On a gray scale Of one to ten I’m a perfect five
The makers of Fitbit Bring you the Pleasure Measure Because after you get your steps i… It’s time to get your fun done!
In the latest version of doublespe… A rhetorical question Is shrouded in a question
Domination is feudal But resistance seems futile And lo, we canoodle With the large standard poodle We all know as boodle
Democracy is a game of bridge where each coalition must partner… and going for broke requires not just suicidal risk but a suicide pact,
The three most powerful words in the English language are not I love you; they are So be it
Would that my morning toilet were a ritual and not just the muscle memory of a muscle memory
They used to pay us A penny for our thoughts But then they realized We would pay them To think for us
For the longest time we were convinced there’s something they’re not tell… But now that they’ve finally told… we can’t stop asking
Free speech is when you can say anything you want as long as you don’t really believe it
A lot of brainiacs fail to believe… Because their excellent brains Fail the brainiacs What does a brain do? Because of the ever-shifting tides…
In a twist in hell there are no consequences
Relationships are hard work unless you’ve preemptively announc… that you’re quitting but staying on as a volunteer
