Life is defined by failure But you can transcend failure If you die trying

Everyone thinks Vladimir and Estr… stay together because they’re both waiting for Godot when really it’s their mutual disdain for Wile E. Coyote

I know what I want But do I want everyone else To know what I want That is the question

It’s all over but for the shouting and this is the shouting

If my peccadillos Are mere cigarillos Why is my hide as thick as an arma…

Actually, we all died in the pande… Life– I can’t afford not to Pandemic life– I can’t afford to… The afterlife– I can’t afford not…

While others await the second coming my own second shortcoming (the first– keeping the peace

I’ve reached the age where getting ready for bed is like preparing for a spacewalk

Instead of a Che Guevara t-shirt I have a Carol Burnett henley

You would think doing well on social media would give you strength in numbers but you only end up

Paper comes from trees but when money was made of paper we all agreed that money doesn’t grow on trees

It all clicked for me when I realized that Hebrew School Is a party school

If you need to appear weak to access power you’ll end up weak-kneed and abuse your power

They put a circle at dead ends so you can either live there or turn back but we just keep

If it can’t be fixed but it must be fixed it stands to reason that you should keep trying the easy fix