The climate change deniers missed the boat on all the ocean front property in Arizon…

Life isn’t perfect Because God’s love is

Yes, humans suck– that’s a universal The reason we haven’t been able to fix it is that being a human doesn’t suck for eve…

Given a ship that would never sink we proceeded to run it aground in search of

When the world is a tsar Insisting: Don’t you dare be who… Take it as a dare and risk the sca…

While loved ones may or may not have the chance to say goodbye to the

Language is great for Letting us tell each other Where it hurts And you keep telling me It hurts when I don’t listen

In the same Talking Heads song the “road to nowhere” is both a “road to paradise” and the way “they can tell you what to… and “make a fool of you”

Because bodies make a fart joke of… etiquette used to dictate that whe… passed gas at, e.g., a dinner part… the polite thing to do was to pret… the fart never happened

In phase one we lived in order to live In phase two we talked in order to live In phase three,

I risked loss And lost; I win

The two-week lockdown To bend the curve Turned into a year-and-a-half That bent our minds When

When we say something is infinite Say, the universe What we really mean Is that it is unfinished

I want what you want so I want a cow

There’s always been a method to our madness Its latest name is the scientific method The madness is believing in