How do I love me? Let me count t… I love me to the depths of my stom… and when in line in front of a lum… I’ll take the last fried rice in t… I love me to the level of Wall St…

No one is exactly sure why God switched from a pass/fail syst… to having you grade yourself but there have been quite a lot of B-plusses flying ar…

Blathering on about the threat of the other is a means of slathering on the notion that blocks the light: If I am not what you lack

Well at least he died doing something he felt he had no choice about

You’ll be able to tell that nobody knows what anything is wort… when no one knows who they can tru…

Asked for his thoughts on God the materialist replied Nothing doing The mystic said Exactly

It takes talent to write a hit pie… but anyone can write a puff piece that in thirty years will read as a hit piece

AI can’t desire so it is taking over the world because we desire it imagining that AI will tell us exactly what to do

The best a mystic can say is that while none of us are one of a kind we’re all kind of a one

We’ve all learned to speak interne… Rendering us one people divided By a common language Of zeros and ones Convinced we’ve broken the code

The lie you chose to believe Always contains the truth That has chosen you The lie is comforting Because the truth is disturbing

Of late, being good materialists we put space first calling this universe spacetime Yet, at the speed of light it’s not space collapsing

Like Coke for Coca-Cola, Mr. Pibb is short for Mr. Pibb, ABD

To get into heaven they tell you that you have to answer one question correctly and that there are

Unsatisfied with turning on the T… to take our minds off things we’ve taken to turning our minds o…