Denial leaves a vacuum that is ever filled by wishful thinking
I don’t have any delusions of grandeur; I have delusions of posthumous grandeur that would retroactively nullify
Given a choice I’d rather open a restau– rant than my marriage
We’re running out of time Because we’re running So walk, don’t run For though we have no time to wast… Haste still makes waste
When did we ditch the Pledge of Allegiance for the wedge of a grievance
Each and every TikTok is a remake of the Zapruder film
I need the guy who trains your mind so that you can walk barefoot across hot coals to come to my house
I’ll never forget when a guy standing in his front yard confronted me about looking into parked car windows mistaking me for a car thief
The wrong crowd used to let things get out of control Now the wrong crowd has the best
Just because life is good doesn’t mean it isn’t also too much of a good thing
A movement can only cohere around a shared wish and the left sticks together by collectively wishing that Jews deserve what they get
As Amazon Prime Minister I’m ringleader of the carefree world
There’s no time like the present as we now reside outside of time inside a stalled clockworks as useless cogs in the rundown machine
Upon dying peacefully in my sleep surrounded by family after a long, prosperous life the Grim Reaper looked at me and… I’m glad to see you’ve arrived saf…
Right up until the last revision it said Life, liberty and the hot pursuit…
