I grew up listening to Barbara St… You don’t bring me flowers anymore and determined I’d never make that… Ten years into marriage my wife sa… Don’t bring me flowers anymore

I’m always leaving things at church so the lost and found won’t be empty

They couldn’t have been more obvio… in their preparations for the surp… trusting that I was the type loathe to ruin my own surprise

Life can seem meaningless But I’ve found that Meaning is never lifeless

We’re told “Never give way on your desire!” even as we learn that “Desire is always the desire of th… Suffice to say,

When the dull knives are out and you say all the approved thing… in all the approved ways you have proved the silencing of dissent

If you cut off an arm you are left with a stump to which you affix a prosthetic If you cut off a face you are left with a mask

Knowing is half the battle but it’s always been left unsaid t… the other half is feeling We can now definitively say that you’ll know the battle’s been…

Our lightweight cat litter develop… hit a speed bump when we realized it was worth its weight in gold

Where before It was handed to me on a silver-pl… Where everything real was just bel… Now I’ve found the real way forwa… By making it up as I go along

Happy me, happy precis: Happy wife, happy life

You have to believe to commit And they think we’re crazy to beli… And would commit us as inpatients If only they had the patience But their patience has worn thin

“Did you know that your brain regularly fills in for missing information, much of the time without you even knowing that this is going on?” “(I)t happens so very quickly and without con...

The number one cause of divorce Is holding a grudge We are divorced from reality Because we hold a grudge against t… We resent the truth

There are no atheists in foxholes; the world is a foxhole