“The words ‘guard’ and ‘remember’ were said at once at Har Sinai; Hashem, our God, miraculously allowed us to hear them together.”
The pleasure in a magic show is wondering how the magician did it
Once you have gained accession to the object of your obsession you’ll remain incapable of graspin… let alone even asking if you just might be the object of…
7 in 10 Americans believe in heave… while only 6 in 10 believe in hell which is why the house always wins
Now you only get to choose which hill you’re going to comply on
People think artists are painting, dancing, writing, or… when really they’re all whistling past the graveyard
The genius of Big Tech’s business… is its simplicity: Get people to pay for what they had previously accessed for free
Jews learned the hard way That because God sanctions God also sanctions– In this lies their certainty about… Most other nations just know
The most common rookie mistake is thinking that because you know what you were saved from that you also know what you were saved for
In the official version of my life I love my life In real life I love life itself
I try to win but I don’t play to win; I play to play
I tried doing everything right Until I dug a hole Took a right turn at Albuquerque And realized There are no straight lines in my…
“A voice called out in the wildern… Clearing the way of the Lord Straightening a road in the desert For our God” Listen closely–
The best way to prevent something from happenin… is to convince people that it already did
They say if you expect disappointment then you will never be disappointed But I say
The sixth extinction was hardest of all on the balloon animal artists