When I was young we always said If you’re gonna be a bear be a grizzly bear! But now everyone’s become

The Matrix is man-made And women have to live there Though, being closer to God They have one foot out the door Which is why it’s said

We have passed from an age of temporary solutions for permanent… consider religion and death– to an era of permanent solutions for temporary…

I’m not afraid of being alone and I’m not afraid of dying but I am afraid of dying alone

I believe in God and I believe in liberalism The tension between these two beliefs

Everybody knows that Jews are indigenous to Israe… that they were frogmarched out into the oft-deadly diaspora by th… and that they have openly and

We thought we had finally notched… by confronting Father Time with the paradox of our times when self-defeating is the new win… but we can’t win for losing

Because it’s so hellacious transmuting lead into gold the people pleaser finds it heavenly to degrade gold into lead

Blood is thicker than water Unless it’s blood From a turnip

The usual cruelty Is having multiple children And enforcing a hierarchy In order to keep the peace Unusual cruelty

In the digital age we let our fingers do the talking

Immortality still involves death Because we all still fear death Enough to die from it Moshiach will be the one Whose immortality eliminates death

Whenever an authority figure says It’s my way or the highway I end up wanting to have it both w…

We’re all like unharvested potatoe… covered in dirt thinking that means we’ve got the dirt on each other

They can kick you out and send you to Siberia but they can’t kick God out of Siberia