I’ve never been one who just takes… I’ve only been able to see if I s… Now I’m middle-aged, the whole wo… My rose-colored glasses have fast… Turned into reading glasses throug…

If my wife could re-draft she says she’d still take me but only after trading back to the second round

You could say– We flatter ourselves that In knowing all seven basic colors We’ve implicitly mastered every po… As if they weren’t infinite and th…

I’ve long since stopped working on myself but I work overtime on my curated self

Having finally found my place I am ready for anything And everything Don’t worry– There’s a place for anyone

I’m not afraid of jumping in front of a bus because I don’t want to jump in front of a bus I am afraid of

You can only e– ver explain things with that which cannot be explained

In a real life version of the ugly duckling discovering h… I was the reject popsicle stick who at long last found out I was a handy tongue depressor

I like to think of The signs we are all seeing As God’s soft opening

Don’t get mad, get to work Because the best revenge is living… And you would do well to Work with what you’ve got And what you’ve got

The only colleges left standing will be the ones that can make you look smart while you’re playing dumb

I don’t have a TV because I would watch it Instead, I watch my mouth

Life may be defined by loss But the picture Next to the definition Depicts acceptance

For now American democracy such as it is is still getting the people it deserves

When I caught my wife cutting up… she said it was to prevent birds getting stuck in them like six-pac…