When we imagine the future, we say One day Because One day is the name of a day As in New Year’s Day

Johnny Cash is going to Jackson; I have been to Jacksonville

People want the lockdown to be enforced with facial recognition technology because they don’t recognize thems…

It is said that “rules create fun”, but guns create rules while warring results from anarchy

Paper comes from trees but when money was made of paper we all agreed that money doesn’t grow on trees

To those who say they’ll keep working until they die I say don’t die–

Which came first The morals Or the justification Hint: The #1 excuse

The biggest reason I ever did any… Was always my ego Even as a part of me insisted There must be something bigger That part, the heart

Once masks became quote-unquote op… the unmasked were finally unmasked and the masked remained unamalgamated

My matchmaker couldn’t find me any… but she suggested I go to the bing… and focus on the woman who played the most cards per game

We’re told the space between galaxies is expanding but mightn’t the space within galaxies

The last thing Tony Robbins ever… You’re rather sanguine for somebod… he’s an incurable Pollyanna

I was voluntold to make myself sca… But scarcely do they realize In pretending to give me a choice They have unwittingly given me an… Truth or dare?

Because man is condemned to freedo… his freedom has no exchange value Still, every man has his price since he is always free to sell his soul to the devil

It’s always darkest before the yawn