My utopia is a dystopia where I get to say I told you so
Life is trying So Die trying
I thought I’d crafted a mystique when all I’d rea– lly made were mistakes
Optimists dance the two-step: It’s going to get worse before it gets better Pessimists plod
A fishbowl made of screen glass is a fishbowl made for one that is magically adjacent to every other fishbowl in this world we conjured where
Our brains are just big enough to operate eight fingers and two thumbs An octopus is smart but if it also had
When the NSA reads my email are they ab– le to discern tone
In a real life version of the ugly duckling discovering h… I was the reject popsicle stick who at long last found out I was a handy tongue depressor
The faceless horde finds strength in numbers by losing themselves in the crowd But when your numbers are small
The only colleges left standing will be the ones that can make you look smart while you’re playing dumb
I don’t believe in myself So, I must control God I believe in God So, I can control myself
Life is a game of Truth or Dare in which you never lose if you choose dare and where you never win if you choose truth
Loving others is the only sure sou… Why do we love them? Just for being there and enabling…
It took the spies of Five Eyes to tell that Putin wasn’t bluffin’ But just ask the staff at Five Gu… and they’ll tell you Trump’s MacG… He longs for Daddy’s approval
If people tell you what they plan to do and you don’t believe them it’s because pretending they don’t really mean it
