We never know what’s in the offing Which is why we’re always on Except on Shabbos When we’re off And then it’s off to the races aga…
My wife– All 5 feet of her– Busted me out of prison So that I could get back To a life of time
Big Brother used to just Cross his fingers To avoid telling the truth Then uncrossed them into a V for Vacancy
Guilty, I’d pled when left for dead for what I had said but as the undead squeezed my bonehead
They can kick you out and send you to Siberia but they can’t kick God out of Siberia
The world is An interrogation room And God is behind The two-way mirror
The difference between sports and real life is that if Love played basketball against Empire, Hate, Violence and Death and won
I’m getting much better at recognizing my wife’s subtle hi… like when she recently put mosquit… over her side of the bed
Life used to be hard And that’s how we liked it So much that we used to say Hurry up and wait In the understanding that
If you travel through time it’s always the best of times and the worst of times; it’s just the ratio
Because I never learned anything… I learned the hard way that it’s the only way to learn anything at all
A civilization requires a high degree of both technological and cultural develop… So what do you call it when technological development
Just because we’re not in control Doesn’t mean we’re out of control The rest is commentary
When I was a child The most authoritarian teacher Exerted her control through Silent lunch Yesterday, in the cafeteria
Higher education purports to prepare you for life when really it exists to indebt you for life, expanding campus ideology
