No one was more surprised than the… when we cracked open his shell and… the inside covered in mirrors

My biggest mistake In fantasy football Is expecting today To be like yesterday Come to think of it

You can only tell that People are truly free If they work harder than everyone… Which they do because All of their work

In person we can struggle for equality Online we’ve already achieved

I was a bullshit artist until I realized a career as a bullshit scientist paid better

The question isn’t Are you doing this the right way? Because there’s no right or wrong… To do the right thing The question is

If dreams are the fulfillment of wishes you aren’t allowed to make then daydreams are the fulfillment of wishes

A civilization can die From a variety of causes– Famine, conquest, madness, etc. In succumbing to boredom Ours will be the first

Socialists count on the fact that there are no private languages but there is

I was happy alone Because being together Meant being lonely Until you showed me That being together

Give thanks to God For we are much obliged

LL Cool J can’t live without his radio For me, it’s my patio

To paraphrase Hitchcock a marriage is only as good as its villain

2/3 of the Earth Is covered by water So, most of the underground Is under water Accordingly, in dreams

Because I never learned anything… I learned the hard way that it’s the only way to learn anything at all