It’s a truism that life is a roller coaster ride But it’s also true that unlike a roller coaster things get even more interesting

It’s a lot easier for men to dwell in the mystery of what a woman wants than to acknowledge what it is exactly that

The pleasure of a new discovery is only exceeded by the satisfaction of making a recommendation

I have a prediction to make: We can’t predict the ending But when it’s all said and done Everything will seem obvious For example,

Of late I always feel like I just got off one of the spinning rides at the county fair but that’s just the sensation of civilization accelerating as it

God is one And God is the one that got away But God is still the one that’s got a way

I’m never Ready But I’m always Overprepared

Here’s the deal: You have no say in any of this but that doesn’t mean you can’t still have your way if you learn to see things our way

They say if you expect disappointment then you will never be disappointed But I say

Tom Brady keeps a portrait of him… that is becoming progressively more likable

One wonders how they arrived at the 140 character limit per Twe… Did they consult the Kabbalah the average length of haiku or the heart rate of the hummingbi…

On a scale of one to ten One being the lowest Ten being the highest Rate yourself Then imagine

Denial leaves a vacuum that is ever filled by wishful thinking

Where once it was widely understoo… That the only way to defeat evil Is by defeating it Which is always possible because God is in control

Facing a fate worse than death– Immortality with neither body nor… Because Nothing ventured, nothing lost– Life is worth dying for