The truth is always at a disadvant… because while you can harness truth in service of a lie you can’t tell lies

The arts say What can’t be said While agitprop tells us What can be said In a game of

You’re not allowed to copy from your neighbor because you’re supposed to copy from your teacher

Everybody talks about the lack of movies for grown-ups but no one mentions the absence of grown-ups Of course, without grown-ups

Everybody knows The pen is mightier than the sword But few understand That it’s because The pen is a lightsaber

When we say something is infinite Say, the universe What we really mean Is that it is unfinished

A man wants the mother of his children to be a chef in the kitchen “imaginative” in the bedroom a shrink in the living room

Liberalism without religion is lik… dining at an all-you-can-eat buffe… There’s plenty of everything but everything is so-so Religion without liberalism is lik…

The Cookie Monster is just living up to the name Kermit gave him

My life as ode to permission seeking was just a road to perdition strictly speaking Broadly speaking

It wasn’t until I earned my MBA that I understood the second comin… as an incredible opportunity for r… e.g, think about the implications… Jesus updated from sandals to toe…

I wear black socks On the outside Because black is how I feel In the onside

A fair competition Is one in which No one can win So that everyone Has an equal chance

Because I was both my private and public self I was neither and my trail went cold from there But now that there are neither

They can kick you out and send you to Siberia but they can’t kick God out of Siberia