Either Life imitates art and becomes an exhibition Or Art Imitates Life

It wasn’t until I earned my MBA that I understood the second comin… as an incredible opportunity for r… e.g, think about the implications… Jesus updated from sandals to toe…

What’s the difference between wind… When what you desire is behind gla… And Windows shopping When what you desire is behind a s… When it’s behind glass

To paraphrase Hitchcock a marriage is only as good as its villain

Well at least he died doing something he felt he had no choice about

My biggest mistake In fantasy football Is expecting today To be like yesterday Come to think of it

Post-pandemic life is like being a… Who comes home only to find Her parents have replaced Her obviously dead goldfish With a new one

Mid-life crisis: the failure to start hoping you don’t get what you want

There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and antisemitism

Life isn’t perfect Because God’s love is

It was easier to live the lie I w… Than to face the truth we all knew But eventually The truth blew up in my face And now it’s written all over my f…

You’re only a real materialist If you demand that believers Do the impossible And then get angry When they prove you wrong

Self-discipline is The only real self-indulgence Everything else is self-abnegation

Never Win Anything

One of my favorite Peloton instru… Said the following: “You don’t get stronger during the… You get stronger when you recover” By workout I take him to mean