Feminism’s big mistake is thinking it can use a power vac… to clean up the patriarchy’s mess
This is a much simpler question than What does a woman want? Hamas wants to kill all Jews in Israel
My life used to be An open book Now it’s an open state secret
Why is there something rather than nothing? Because nothing is impossible
Our view from the mor– al high ground was blocked by the Mt. Rushmore of golf
They call it open heart surgery But no one says open brain surgery Because, by default Our minds are closed And the only way to change minds
Tom Brady keeps a portrait of him… that is becoming progressively more likable
Yes, we have no bananas but we still need you to play second banana
We thought we had finally notched… by confronting Father Time with the paradox of our times when self-defeating is the new win… but we can’t win for losing
I can’t say I have wants and needs; mainly I don’t want to be needy
Each question on the purity test concludes with the following promp… Which two answers are correct? And you always have the same four choices:
I’m no angel But I have two angels– One to protect me from others And one to protect me from myself So, I was never alone
Almost every student prefers and l… But will almost always take the vi… Because those classes are always e…
As mysterious as the caterpillar bursting into the butterfly a lifetime of following all the ru… somehow prepared them to change all the rules
Wittgenstein’s fly in the bottle consults the map for directions to find the map
