Love your enemy but do continue to hate your rival factions

Hook-up apps have given intimacy all the allure of an oil change

People thought they could finally come and go as they pleased if they could just be rid of the g… only to find in their absence not just more and bigger gates

Of course, the west Still thinks it’s the best And in the postmodern west The best is the worst Which is all well and good

A human has being so, we call ourselves human beings God has meaning so, we call Him

The prevailing mood was that of a nuclear submarine having failed to deter Armageddon

People don’t generally like instru… because music without words is just math come alive Adding words to music takes it from counting time

Everybody knows The pen is mightier than the sword But few understand That it’s because The pen is a lightsaber

Instead of a scythe the mirthful reaper carried balloo… and we just floated away

If you need to be in control Your life becomes a reaction Because human beings can have all… Just as long as It’s damage control

Life can seem meaningless But I’ve found that Meaning is never lifeless

The truth will set you free but consensus will get you academi… i.e., tenure

By preserving crucial memories Your amygdala prepares for the fut… Through understanding the past By digging strategic memory holes The internet controls the present

There are only two real superpowers: unacknowledged plagiarism and begrudging cooperation

Having heard that God is everywhe… and failing to see Him anywhere the unbeliever deduces that God is neither here nor there when, in fact, God is in the air