The worst part about giving every kid in little league a trophy is the way it has emptied all the… out of acquiring
Knowing that everyone agrees you remind them of indoor furniture on the porch tells you nothing about what each of them thinks of you
After that instead of talking about the weath… or staring at their phones people stared at anyone who talked
Human beings evolved to avoid face-to-face conflict which was why until very recently everybody was talking behind each…
Where once an artist was a creator she is now a creative because a noun requires a verb and we’re meant to do nothing which pays well on the internet
I’m not afraid of being alone and I’m not afraid of dying but I am afraid of dying alone
We are gathered around our phones Like little campfires And all we ever hear Are scary stories
In boxing you can be the real champ by beating the man who beat the man Just so
There’s always a deadline when I read a lifeline so I’ll cut right to the chase: Conjoined with your avatar you will live forever
The phrase A woman’s intuition Tells us that a woman Is more intuitive Than a man
When God closes one store He opens another
My wife fixed me with a stare that said Really, what haven’t you done for…
The path to victo– ry begins with laughing at yourself in defeat
The latest version of antisemitism takes the form of a magic trick: The diversion– Antisemitism is bad The illusion–
If there is one thing we can all agree on it’s moral certainty
