When I picked candy apples as my… (think spirit animals for foodies) I honestly had no idea I was naturally sweet but laid it on way too thick

If you leave well enough alone for long enough you’ll have enough to make you cry

Life is a movie in which childhood is a sequel to your pare… adulthood is a prequel for your ch… and making it to old age is living in a spin-off

People still make all the mistakes but now A.I. does all the learning

Language shouldn’t work A word, all words Are defined by other words Defined by still further words And on and on

The ugly duckling Is not a duck But he is a lucky duck

I could do a passable moonwalk in socks on linoleum but if I put on one glove I had to take off one sock

When the whole world is a disaster area everyone becomes a comic relief worker

You’ll be able to tell that nobody knows what anything is wort… when no one knows who they can tru…

You wanted them all to yourself because they didn’t want anything to do with you and this is the sound of

If you’re locked out of your house you can die from exposure but if you’re locked in your house you can die from overexposure

At bottom God is a brute fact and Satan a brutal fact

There is no mind There is no body There is thinking and there is fee… And I know all too well How you feel

People thought they could finally come and go as they pleased if they could just be rid of the g… only to find in their absence not just more and bigger gates

Unsatisfied with the miracle of li… Peaceful transfer of power in serv… The peace movement plans to establ… A mostly peaceful monopoly on powe…