We are gathered around our phones Like little campfires And all we ever hear Are scary stories

Self-discipline is The only real self-indulgence Everything else is self-abnegation

The difference between A garden variety bullshitter And a bullshit artist Is that bullshitting is easy But a bullshit artist

Theoretically, Schrodinger’s Cat is both alive and dead at the same time In reality, cats have nine lives and one death

Sanity requires distance And social media is always Right at our fingertips

Language is great for Letting us tell each other Where it hurts And you keep telling me It hurts when I don’t listen

People want to get rich because they think money will make them happy People want to stay rich because they know that money

People thought they could finally come and go as they pleased if they could just be rid of the g… only to find in their absence not just more and bigger gates

Like many people I have dreams in which I’m flying but in mine I’m always flying

I have a different problem: there are no feelings to express my words

It’s widely known that A man’s best availability is his a… The highest praise for a man is What would we do without him? But it’s rarely said that

Get back! Problem is The internet will still be there w… Get back

I was always afraid to admit I knew they would knife me in the… Until I came to fear God Which is how I know He has my back

After that instead of talking about the weath… or staring at their phones people stared at anyone who talked

“Life”, as it’s come to be known,… And ends with a grand finale But in between there’s just a lot… And grandiloquent small talk But there are grand plans for a se…