I’ll never forget when a guy standing in his front yard confronted me about looking into parked car windows mistaking me for a car thief
At the end of life you can either say I brought it or I bought it
Unsatisfied with the miracle of li… Peaceful transfer of power in serv… The peace movement plans to establ… A mostly peaceful monopoly on powe…
You can’t burn a bridge when they’ve already dismantled th… to keep you out but you can burn an eternal flame to mark the location
He was the kind of husband who when his wife asked him to stop sa… complied but started looking for excuses to… panda bear
Hey mister, that Deep Blue is some deep shit I know, that’s why we’re
The screen you’re looking at seven hours a day is actually a magnifying glass
Natural disaster was always an act of God With climate change we’ve made it our own
When the loyal opposition smelled a rat the administration’s defense centered on the fact that it wasn’t the rats that had carrie…
When America was grouped by right… We could always meet in the middle… This was called democracy But those days are over With America divided into
If you take a hot-blooded child and raise him in a cold-blooded cu… don’t be surprised when you get a lukewarm-blooded vulture
If I could put Just one thing In a time capsule It would be A crystal ball
It turns out that the afterlife is only as long as you can keep the exit interview go…
The banyan tree grows up around a host tree which eventually dies leaving the banyan hollow at its c…
When people say I live on my phone I wonder how they withstand the pr… Of eight tons per square inch
