I may look like a tall glass of water but be– ware, I’m half empty

A wise man once told me that there are two kinds of family prob… He said Family Problem #1 is not having a family

I bought a Toyota because it’s bulletproof to compensate for the fact that I’m not even rubber bulletproof

Higher education purports to prepare you for life when really it exists to indebt you for life, expanding campus ideology

A person is like a cat who puts a bell around its own nec… but continues to hunt

Denial was a lot easier when your head was in the clouds but your memories were stored on microfiche

All dressed down with nowhere to go

Now that everything is at last Out in the open People shut their eyes Not to escape the truth But to hide from their own blindne…

I had previously asserted that An ideology will fail When it asks its followers to beli… Despite the fact that it isn’t tru… But an ideology will succeed

The wrong crowd used to let things get out of control Now the wrong crowd has the best

The American far left lacks a unifying Great Leader because as a cult of narcissists each disparate member belongs to their own

Knowing that everyone agrees you remind them of indoor furniture on the porch tells you nothing about what each of them thinks of you

There is only one way to claim moral authority: Convincing others that they are the authority in their own life And based on exhaustive research

I’ll give you the forest And I’ll take the trees You save the whales And I’ll keep the bees The sand in your eyes

Afraid that everything I wanted was nothing to write home about I was left with nothing to write home about