Early on a Friday morning Just before I awakened My rabbi said, in a dream So, this is the way the Torah wor… But before he could explain
The free food programs during the pandemic were great So, to compensate people began to ration love
The surest way to know That God is always there for us Is that we always have a choice This is why religion and liberalis… Are a match made in heaven
Even when I’ve had sweet dreams Sleeping leaves a bad taste in my… Because even good dreams are bad d… Since the worst thing you can do t… Is to fulfill his wishes
In granting us free will God took the greatest of risks God also made us in His image God risked it all on us Risking it all on Him
Frequently, God’s light is like sun glare, telling me to slow the heck down
Future generations will laugh at o… their augmented cognition instantl… how the magician’s lovely assistan… but there is one trick they will n… half in fear that it would crash t…
When they closed all the beaches my dad said not to worry and I just knew he’d install the swimming pool I’d always wante… Instead, I came home from school
The only way to survive being abandoned is to love with abandon
You can die a million times Without a single ego death But one ego death is worth One God
Who is my trainer? God Who is my sparring partner? God Who is my cornerman?
In an online community You don’t have to commute But your sins will never be commut…
I was thinking of a logo for my personal brand and I came up with a lightning bug in a glass jar
The only ones Who antisemites hate more than Je… Are Jews who defend themselves There is a name For their belief system:
Life’s unhappiest surprises always come from those you’ve known forever without ever knowing the score but now you will
