You would think doing well on social media would give you strength in numbers but you only end up

Catwoman shamed Batman into getting out of the Batmobile… by telling him it was just like ec…

When civilization was still buildi… deconstruction was all the rage Now that everything we’ve built is… rage is all the rage

We’ve taken the last ember in the ashes for a glimmer of hope

If a time traveler got out of his… Here and now He’d surely say “You cannot be serious” Because serious people

Time is money But time stops at the speed of lig… Which means the buck stops, too Making enlightenment the act of ta… For how you’ve spent your time

As the civil war raged on between too much, too soon and too little, too late I thought I’d found

What was it? It was fun. Where did it go? It’s run out. You mean it will be right back?

If a tree falls in the forest and your husband is there does it make a sound

When I run out of things to do I write an itinerary: When all else fails fill sandbags to convert

I was a bullshit artist until I realized a career as a bullshit scientist paid better

We’ll know we’ve seen the Enlight… When we don’t know who we are From one moment to the next Because, where once The One thing we wanted

Meaning is inherent to language And language is inherent to human… So, meaning is inherent to us huma… What does this mean? That’s open to interpretation

The US Constitution rules out cruel and unusual punishment but that and a nickel will get you 1% of a cup of coffee now that cruelty is the usual

Now that everyone else is also holier than thou Our far left raised the stakes becoming holier than Mao With slogans of piffle