Because I never learned anything… I learned the hard way that it’s the only way to learn anything at all
In an online community You don’t have to commute But your sins will never be commut…
It’s the odd couple that isn’t always trying to even the score
Haunted by conflicted feelings in… my therapist and I finally traced… when I preferred Pepsi to Coke and McDonald’s to Burger King but B.K. served Pepsi
People wonder how long it will tak… AI to get smarter than us but the smart money is on us getting dumber than AI first
It wasn’t until I earned my MBA that I understood the second comin… as an incredible opportunity for r… e.g, think about the implications… Jesus updated from sandals to toe…
I was painting by the numbers But mysteriously One number kept coming up So, I spent the remainder of my y… Working on a series of one paintin…
At first moving heaven and earth is its own reward because it’s hell on wheels But self-flagellation
You’re only a real materialist If you demand that believers Do the impossible And then get angry When they prove you wrong
You can’t cut the cord When you are the cord Connecting what you’ve been told y… With How you will inflict that burden o…
Marriage is the only place I’m neither feature nor bug but both
The bad news is that liberal societies can only cohere in the face of external enemies The good news is that we will never lack for
Whereas Mayor McCheese loved reading about himself in the newsp… ex-Mayor McCheese was served with divorce papers
We thought it would last forever but in retrospect we were having a high time at low tide when the clam digging was easy and the eating was good
In showing us what darkness looks… fog is equal and opposite to stars lighting up the night sky
