It takes talent to write a hit pie… but anyone can write a puff piece that in thirty years will read as a hit piece

When I run out of things to do I write an itinerary: When all else fails fill sandbags to convert

It’s no coincidence that a mirror… making all self-examination a form… in which I observe myself to remak… in my own image This only works if I believe

According to F. Scott Fitzgerald… “The test of a first-rate intellig… is the ability to hold two opposin… in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to fu…

When I stand before this world I’m afraid to say What I have to ask you About my desire: “Is that too much to ask?”

The turning point came after I pegged my happi– ness to the dollar

During the lockdown you were still technically allowed to exercise outdoors but I rigged up

Late capitalism compensated for it… by blending it into its own propri… No one can redeem the past But everyone can redeem coupons!

Al Gore didn’t invent the internet He created a device for the reinforcement of irrational thoughts and behaviors

Mistakes are inev– itable; owning them is inestimable

I believe in a future in which man perfects the art of expressing his discontent in bushes that look like clouds

Once you have gained accession to the object of your obsession you’ll remain incapable of graspin… let alone even asking if you just might be the object of…

I was afraid of death which is to say afraid to live until I chose my hill to die on For in deciding where

Nobody invents themselves so we’re left to choose between perfecting or reinventing ourselve… Nobody’s perfect of course

If you count the rings on a tree stump it will tell you the cost of doing business