When a tone deaf authority insists you watch your tone it’s because they would never ask you to do something they aren’t already doing themselv…
Anticipation or dread work equally well at stopping time though the length of the work week
The biggest change in my lifetime Has been the change in the meaning… They don’t have a prayer It used to mean They don’t have a chance
I was always trying to find The signal in the noise Until I found God And discovered that It’s all signal
Nothing is more anathema to our ti… than a phrase that was still secon… just five minutes ago: May the best man win To understand everything we’ve los…
It’s not just that The civilization I was born into Is gone– This probably happens To most of history’s long-lived
When our mirror stage was over we didn’t just lose the mirror we also lost the stage In replacement we got a screen (for screening out…
Imagine the disappointment when we… both wearing Velcro singlets but each fashioned from the softer… with nary a hook between us
100% of success is showing up on time
We can all agree that life is the number one cause of death But no one wants to admit that death is the only cause of ne… Nevertheless, we love our children
Somehow we evolved to love a challenge but hate a challenge to our thinking
When we restrict someone’s space i… we say that they are doing time implying that the rest of us are doing spacetime You do time
If husbands were like pro basketball players I’d be an all star but one with an exceptionally low trade value
Socialists count on the fact that there are no private languages but there is
Jews have learned the hard way How to discern when someone has Failed to earn their F for failin… The tell is whenever a Jew just Living a life
