The only ones Who antisemites hate more than Je… Are Jews who defend themselves There is a name For their belief system:

You and God are like socks– No matter how far apart you get You are still a pair You and God are also like pants– Even though you are forever one

Nero fiddles while Rome burns? Fiddle-de-dee! Nero riddles but Rome never learn…

God’s door is always open Because God’s door is Our open wounds

I’m always leaving things at church so the lost and found won’t be empty

I thought I’d flown the co-op by living off the grid And yet I’m still a chicken only now I’m on the skids So I’ve up and joined a commune

Happy me, happy precis: Happy wife, happy life

You can strive for quality and never know if you will get any… You can pursue recognition and never know if you’ve done any… Or you can pretend to do both

There is a place Where children are to be seen And not heard Where all the children are raised To keep up appearances

The bell curve is the Serpent With the lump in the middle Who ate Adam and Eve By convincing us we’re all mostly… But we’ve proven indigestible

The internet wants to tell you a l… Instead, let me tell you a secret: After the Holocaust Antisemitism was buried just deep… That it came to seem an anachronis…

If you are taught that asserting yourself is wrong your only defense will be victimho… Knowing this we can reverse engineer

The ego is like a booster rocket That starts out incredibly massive But sheds its size As it delivers its payload– The soul–

We can all agree that life is the number one cause of death But no one wants to admit that death is the only cause of ne… Nevertheless, we love our children

When the doyennes of progressive a… “From the river to the sea is an a… human rights, and peaceful coexist… Bernard-Henri Levy helpfully tran… “‘From the river to the sea’, whic…