Life is a test but I’d been treating it like a quiz– which is a preparation for a test– under the assumption that when I d…

Question: What do you want the mo… Answer: The most. This is how you know The devil is always cheating you Because desire is neither

In this charming reboot of a classic kidlit gumshoe series our eponymous hero Wikipedia Brown solves thought crimes by

In the world to come The United Nations will finally r… If you can’t beat ‘em Join ‘em

A woman’s air of mystery is intended as the breath of life but received by men as a crime to be solved

In an online community You don’t have to commute But your sins will never be commut…

In person we can struggle for equality Online we’ve already achieved

In the beginning God said Let there be light A week later In the Garden of Eden

The crucial moment in my elevator pitch comes when I hit the emergency stop button

The sequel to the TV show What’s Happening!! Was called What’s Happening Now!! Which is our clue to recognize

We crave connection Because we need it But we are addicted to social medi… Because it’s the last thing we nee… Social media mediates attention

The people will never accept the f… that the one thing missing from an effective conspiracy is conspir… so they keep looking for the inexi… always expecting to find them

You have bathed in the Fountain o… Every time you wash off the sweat After a hard day’s work

A mid-life crisis happens when you realize that life is a treadmill which keeps speeding up until you fall off

We used to worry about selling out; now we’re terrified of not buying in