I thought they’d finally say Mea culpa But they still just said Me
The pleasure in a magic show is wondering how the magician did it
We’ve taken the mystery out of lif… Which makes this a murder mystery Because in choosing immortality We are killing ourselves More accurately, then
An antisemite is someone who sees… And wants to keep it for himself So hear me, antisemites– Your obsession Does not make us
Putin lost his mind then he lost his war then he lost his job or Putin dropped the mask
If Star Wars is actually told From R2-D2’s perspective Then our only hope Is that God lets us go on believi… We are more powerful
Both my parents were tall and I ended up a shrimp Not coincidentally, my diet has al… largely consisted of pink flamingo… though scientists insist that it’s…
While I was waiting for them to come to their senses they came to my house
When I was a child Parents sent their kids Outside to play Now we treat children Like little adults
Heads you take the risk Tails I take the reward i.e., Out of many risks, one fortune
I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid
Ever since I got my first smartphone it feels like I’m visiting a museum and all the decent human beings
People are the opposite of baked potatoes– If you keep poking holes in their theories they will explode
As long as I’m working I only feel free time slipping away The fear is that if I stopped working
I always liked making people laugh until my undergraduates told me that it was an abuse of power asym…
