We used to say Hold the phone Metaphorically Because we were about to say somet… Or because we needed to stop and t…
I can only ever seem to do the math in the aftermath
Accustomed to the view from their… the rich had no idea they were fas… a very steep waterfall
We spend our whole lives going in… Our mistake is believing that we’r… When we’re always either Slowly spiraling upwards Or caught in a downward spiral
The ontological proof tells us It is impossible to doubt God– Any such doubt is proof That we just need to think bigger This much is uncontroversial
People who enter a plea of I’m sorry if you were offended are bargaining for a sentence of time served reckoning they’ll have got off sco…
When I sallied forth to share my… just one voice in the wild multipl… They told me to go fly a kite; it seemed that’s just life in the… Then I recalled as it began to ta…
My mistake was Worrying they would throw me to th… Which is how wolves in sheep’s clo… Herd sheep I only escaped when I learned
Tech’s greatest feat is maintaining the illusion that we’re finally rid of the middle man when in fact
Lao Tse said of the Tao that “You can use it any way you want” Jacques Lacan further insisted th… you should only use it the way you… when he said
Those who can do talk shows Those who can’t teach others to show, don’t tell
My wife fixed me with a stare that said Really, what haven’t you done for…
I trusted the process It wrought processed food I’m still processing
Privacy is when everyone can see you but no one is watching Surveillance is when no one can see you
The American cure for the boredom of meaninglessness is not to pursue meaning but to outpace boredom which is why our mass nihilism
