My whole life, I thought I’d done… Duly deputized by the law of the l… As enforced by the superego, for w… But due to unforeseen circumstance… When instead of always being due f…

7. “Strategic” nuclear war: Assured destruction = yes, but mut… 6. Giant asteroid hits earth: No one to blame 5. Cyber war:

My dreams are no longer about wish fulfillment but about the Amazon fulfillment center

You can only e– ver explain things with that which cannot be explained

In countries with official state-r… Everyone pretends to pay attention So that they can go back to being… In countries with unacknowledged s… Everyone pays attention

If your phalanges cause you to philander pluck off the ring

Puzzles can be solved Problems can only be exchanged

The difference between a materiali… Is that a materialist finds it rat… That dark matter and energy must b… Because it makes their calculation… But fears they’ll never find it

Negative theology collapsed when it became apparent God was sanguine

You can only tell that People are truly free If they work harder than everyone… Which they do because All of their work

I thought they’d finally say Mea culpa But they still just said Me

I always wondered if mimes were a type of clown until having my mind blown by the insight that

The fog of war is not knowing what’s coming next The fog of peace is thinking you know

I bought a Toyota because it’s bulletproof to compensate for the fact that I’m not even rubber bulletproof

Of what value Would be my love If I could not Give my life for it Our (patent) pending immortality,…