I was caught between a rock and a hard place unable to decide on a way out Instead, you decided on me

There’s no time like the present: Do it now Like, there’s no time like the pre… Do it now, but from an ironic dist… There’s no time to like the presen…

You could say I tried stand-up but for the audience it was more like when the flight attendant demonstrates how to put on your own oxygen mask…

The climate change deniers missed the boat on all the ocean front property in Arizon…

People used to kill the goose that laid the golden egg because they wanted more gold

Physically unscathed after a life of piracy he was forced to lean heavily on his emotional scarring

When success is made mandatory for all it becomes impossible for any

The surest way to know That God is always there for us Is that we always have a choice This is why religion and liberalis… Are a match made in heaven

The Cookie Monster is just living up to the name Kermit gave him

Your ego has you fooled To stop playing the fool Start identifying with your soul And as soon as you do You’ll begin to see the ego

The fog of war is not knowing what’s coming next The fog of peace is thinking you know

War is hell, but be– ing conquered is hell on Earth which makes it much worse

The difference between Mother Nature and God the Father is that the former doesn’t suffer fools gladly while the latter

The Fed has one lever to pull– interest rates– to keep all of us consuming

Everybody knows that the media is a weapon of mass distraction Social media takes the next logica… as a weapon of mass refraction that distorts our vision beyond re…