As ever There is the easy way And the hard way The hard way Is being condemned to a freedom

Facing a fate worse than death– Immortality with neither body nor… Because Nothing ventured, nothing lost– Life is worth dying for

Mid-life is when you realize you’re in a clown car The end of life is about accepting that of all the clowns

With the sexual revolution as with all the other belief syste… what men take as an article of faith women have to wear

Were I not happily married to my Jewish bride I would have happily lived out the rest of my days none the wiser

By hook or by crook I do it all by the book

Funny how as the left lost its sense of humor it became a joke

Where once man strove to move mountains now he settles for making them

You cannot beat God in any sport but you can tie Him in bowling

“Democracy is the worst form of go… Except for all those other forms t… Since all other forms involve deat… And democracy merely involves symb… But democracy has an illness

Life’s greatest mystery is how other people could possibly have as little interest in my Spotify playlists

What do you call it when people are so bored that they start playing with fire and soon enough find themselves fighting fire with fire

I respond to A nail in my tire Like it’s the last nail In my coffin

So, how did we survive? We felt God’s Presence OMG, we would have never thought…

Right up until the last revision it said Life, liberty and the hot pursuit…