By Jove, the easi– est way to work on yourself is to get married

Life is simple; the meaning of life is complicated As a man I’m a simple creature but I’ve been married long enough… that women are complicated

I have just complet– ed my memoirs: One Hundred Years of Solid Food

In the same Talking Heads song the “road to nowhere” is both a “road to paradise” and the way “they can tell you what to… and “make a fool of you”

I was happy alone Because being together Meant being lonely Until you showed me That being together

Life can seem meaningless But I’ve found that Meaning is never lifeless

Your ego has you fooled To stop playing the fool Start identifying with your soul And as soon as you do You’ll begin to see the ego

You can spend your life trying to understand why bad things happen to good people only to learn that good people do bad things

The best way to prevent something from happenin… is to convince people that it already did

In this earthly abode ‘Twas sadness that flowed With each new download Of binary code To ease our workload

Decisions my wife doesn’t make are settled by stare decisis

While others await the second coming my own second shortcoming (the first– keeping the peace

People want the lockdown to be enforced with facial recognition technology because they don’t recognize thems…

Everything changed when Snob appeal became mass appeal Since once the internet democratiz… It only matters What you can afford to believe