Rare earth metals aren’t actually rare They take their name from the rare earth mettle of ardor, courage, and stamina

For the longest time we were convinced there’s something they’re not tell… But now that they’ve finally told… we can’t stop asking

When my dog gives me that knowing… I don’t know what she knows I only know that she knows Who I’m fooling And it isn’t her

I am going to delay early retirement until everyone is middle class

Jews will tell you Right up front That they believe They are the chosen people WASPs believe that they believe

We don’t have to take care of our… But we have no choice God doesn’t have to be with us But He always is– The choice is ours

A wise man once told me When you don’t know what to do do nothing A wise politician

Don’t think of a pink elephant and while you’re at it Don’t kill the messenger

You have your Mr. Fix-It and your Mr. Learn-To-Live-With-It

Not wanting to die We weren’t foolish enough To look God in the face Wanting to live forever We selectively remembered that Go…

Which came first The morals Or the justification Hint: The #1 excuse

Ours is a culture of low tolerance masquerading as a culture of low risk tolerance

I remember saying to myself Okay, this is it the moment of truths

I ask God questions all the time and He never answers because He’s focused on listening Looking for answers I turned to ChatGPT

People need to be a part of someth… And light is both a particle and a… Surfing, then, is a mystical union… But the internet is a tsunami And surfing the web a death wish