Exhausted by the pendulum swings b… feeling overwhelmed and disappoint… we’ve taken elements from Too much, too soon and

No one who desires to be good believes themselves good; all those who believe themselves g… do so in service of their true desire

When the cat’s away the mice will be paralyzed by all the choices

In the new version of socialism You can own as much property as yo… You just can’t own your mistakes

We crave connection Because we need it But we are addicted to social medi… Because it’s the last thing we nee… Social media mediates attention

You may think that the unconscious Is there to protect you from seein… How the sausage is made Because if you knew You wouldn’t want to eat it

If you Buy it You might Like it

I thought I could keep the family… until I realized I was the family… So, all the time I was afraid of… the family’s dirty laundry I was already wearing

Free will consists of recognizing the inevitable and choosing wisely

If new car smell lasts forever you will not be able to smell it

Actually marr– iage is like riding a tan– dem unicycle

Thinking of happiness as the meaning of life is like thinking of sugar as the meaning of food

Men are from Mars Women are from everywhere else

I always thought saying slide trombone was like saying pizza pie until I heard about the valve trombone

So, how did we survive? We felt God’s Presence OMG, we would have never thought…