In the latest version of Captain… Captain America’s archenemy is Captain Obvious for all the obvious reasons
Post-Enlightenment Secular Mater… Terminated in the pandemic lockdow… You could say The End of History Came after all
Asked to account for his success w… he explained that he drives his ca… like he won it on The Price Is R…
Antizionism feels powerful Because it claims the authority Of giving permission to hate But the feeling is soon vanquished Requiring another hit of hate
Our souls have a body Our bodies have five senses And we all have a sixth sense That there is no sixth sense Yet we’re left with a sense of sel…
If you can get what you want you’re selling yourself short
The moment I think It’s beneath me the solid ground collapses into a sinkhole where I remain
Looking back on college it’s unclear if I was a party animal party mineral or party vegetable
If you feel like you’ve been getting away with something you’ve probably been cheating yourself
The jig is finally up When Mr. Cool Goes to shul
It was only when I shared my out of body experience that I came to understand it was nothing out of character
The unconscious is to repression as The algorithms are to redaction
Money is an illusion that fools al… We only have one currency to spend And it is time At the time of judgment day We will only be asked one question…
We live in an age when the greatest danger is an excess of caution
The struggle to become an individual in no way implies the need to be unique
