Lunch is born free but everywhere is in chain restaurants

I don’t believe in myself So, I must control God I believe in God So, I can control myself

A fair competition Is one in which No one can win So that everyone Has an equal chance

Afraid that everything I wanted was nothing to write home about I was left with nothing to write home about

Mother Goose was always considere… a good enough mother Until lately we realized her failure to smother It was unanimous

When I caught my wife cutting up… she said it was to prevent birds getting stuck in them like six-pac…

You can’t prove that God exists But even if you could People would just say Correlation does not imply causati…

When I started telling my employe… Apologies in advance! they still felt compelled by decor… No apologies needed which was how I ended exploitation

Where my father’s faith led him to wear a clerical collar I struggle with faith much as I do with ring around the…

Because there is no I in lions, if a lion could talk, it couldn’t say I Which is to say, a lion can starve but never lacks,

More and more it feels as if we are teetering between 1984 and… but 84-33=51 bringing us to 1951 the actual lone year in question

If Star Wars is actually told From R2-D2’s perspective Then our only hope Is that God lets us go on believi… We are more powerful

My boss said It’s my way or the highway so, I took the highway to hell But when God said It’s your way or the doorway

You can’t give people the benefit of the doubt if you’re incapable of doubting yourself

I’ll give you the forest And I’ll take the trees You save the whales And I’ll keep the bees The sand in your eyes