Just because life is good doesn’t mean it isn’t also too much of a good thing

Because desire is lack like everyone else I take what I can’t get until I learn to give what I can

Asked to account for his success w… he explained that he drives his ca… like he won it on The Price Is R…

Privacy is when everyone can see you but no one is watching Surveillance is when no one can see you

Life was once a high-wire act without a net Now it’s tennis without a net

The screen you’re looking at seven hours a day is actually a magnifying glass

It’s said you become what you hate; I hate losing things

Let there be light blight and hindsight

After you’ve uploaded everything t… and run the lot of it through the… be sure to recycle, but keep a lit… perhaps in a locket around your ne… or, if you go in for irony,

We’ve gone from treating people as a means to an end to using them as props for pretend

My psychic told me I needed to ta… I said I already knew that I came here to look before I leap

Miss Suzie had a scapegoat The scapegoat was Hillel Miss Suzie went to heaven The scapegoat went to Hello terminator

There used to be two types of peop… Those who wanted to Go ahead and get it over with And those who wanted to postpone t… This enabled some degree of self-s…

People understand that their socia… depends on their phone but they wrongly believe that the existential question at h… is the familiar