My boss said It’s my way or the highway so, I took the highway to hell But when God said It’s your way or the doorway
After the death of God religion lived on as an inquest taboo
Pressure is wanting it for someone else Passion is wanting it
When I caught my wife cutting up… she said it was to prevent birds getting stuck in them like six-pac…
The narcissist has just the one advantage but it’s all that he needs: Instead of looking his true self i… he gets to look his false self in…
With organized religion there is a method to the madness In a rational society there is a madness to the method
In the act of creating new life men presage their relationship with death
When we asked Jesus to explain the mechanics of the last being first He answered in yet another parable… It’s like when you’re playing tug…
The day I found out I was as deep as a basket of botto… was the same day I learned that the problem with fishing for compl… is that you can’t throw them back
The revolution will be permanent When nobody means what they say But everybody memes what they say
Is it really leading by example when I floss in the office men’s r… after lunch or is this what the Buddhist’s cal… bodhisattva exhibitionism
Not wanting to die We weren’t foolish enough To look God in the face Wanting to live forever We selectively remembered that Go…
No one who desires to be good believes themselves good; all those who believe themselves g… do so in service of their true desire
It has taken countless scholars decades of toil to translate Plus ca change, plus c’est la meme chose
And then it hit me: My lone flaw is not admitt– ing to any flaws
