The number one rule For doing a number on us Is taking a number Because when our number comes up It’s only ever because our days ar…
People think artists are painting, dancing, writing, or… when really they’re all whistling past the graveyard
Your ego has you fooled To stop playing the fool Start identifying with your soul And as soon as you do You’ll begin to see the ego
Not much has changed but now I’m a glass is ten per– cent full kind of guy
My children have no idea they are living through a golden age of comedy
Because I never learned anything… I learned the hard way that it’s the only way to learn anything at all
In the latest version of doublespe… A rhetorical question Is shrouded in a question
I may look like a tall glass of water but be– ware, I’m half empty
Keep your friends close your enemies closer and your neighbor closest
In my experience it’s not necessarily true that one plus one must equal two The sum is nearly always
You wanted them all to yourself because they didn’t want anything to do with you and this is the sound of
The human capacity for love is perfectly equaled by the human capacity for aggression The chances that these two traits would have been selected for
The state of nature, where there’s Something for everyone To fear Monotheism, where there’s Something for everyone
The last waltz isn’t over until they come waltzing back in
When I was young we always said If you’re gonna be a bear be a grizzly bear! But now everyone’s become
