By preserving crucial memories Your amygdala prepares for the fut… Through understanding the past By digging strategic memory holes The internet controls the present
All plants and animals die But only human life is A near-death experience Immortality, then Wil be the death of man
If we’re being scientific, then The more certain you are that quan… The less certain you become as to… i.e., It works like a charm And if we’re being honest, when
My dissertation defense fell apart even as I read my title– The Bronze Age: A Golden Age of…
Whistler’s mother had just spent a long day with Whis– tler’s mother-in-law
Because bodies make a fart joke of… etiquette used to dictate that whe… passed gas at, e.g., a dinner part… the polite thing to do was to pret… the fart never happened
I didn’t start consistently moonwa… until they required us to wear Fit… to qualify for our employee health…
I will state the obvious sacrilege… Hailing from sunny San Diego Stone Temple Pilots was just as g… As talented; rocked as hard As the Big 4 Seattle bands–
The devil is in the details And God is in my feelings Here are the details on my feeling… I feel like The devil is just here to force th…
Our mistake is in believing That a lifetime of events Come varyingly in one of two forms… Blessing or curse When in truth
Right up until the last revision it said Life, liberty and the hot pursuit…
The bell curve is the Serpent With the lump in the middle Who ate Adam and Eve By convincing us we’re all mostly… But we’ve proven indigestible
When we say something is infinite Say, the universe What we really mean Is that it is unfinished
Whenever people used to ask Why bother? I always had an answer at the read… Don’t bother Because it involves bothering othe…
On Fresh Air they always mention that their rock historian lives in France as if he were in exile from rock a… the same way James Joyce wrote ab…
