If you want people to Languish, Control their Language If you want people to exercise the…

Because we know we must die and that survival depends on belonging we all live in fear

A grown up is someone who knows the right thing to do and does it anyway

My dad was a very religious man He always told me You’ve made your bed now you’ve got to not eat in it

Just as He covered 2/3 of the Ear… God made us each 2/3 water To make it obvious But not too obvious That we don’t ever die

A charmed half-life is the time taken to lower your expectations to half their original value

One thing I’ve learned is The good times Weren’t as good As I imagined them to be In fear of the bad times

The biggest risk of immortality is the lack of risk Chances are you’ll be bored to dea… for all eternity

If there is one thing we can all agree on it’s moral certainty

When people ask me How are you doing? I tell them That’s above my pay grade

A lot of brainiacs fail to believe… Because their excellent brains Fail the brainiacs What does a brain do? Because of the ever-shifting tides…

You know you must die and yet you must live You can never know if you’re right and yet you must choose So it’s not

We think nothing’s shocking since we’ve seen it all when really it’s because we’re blind to the obvious

Women give hints So that men will think It was their idea I’ve never been good at taking a h… But I’m good at following orders

In countries with official state-r… Everyone pretends to pay attention So that they can go back to being… In countries with unacknowledged s… Everyone pays attention