Life is a talent show where most everyone is doing bad versions of easy impressions
There’s no time like the present as we now reside outside of time inside a stalled clockworks as useless cogs in the rundown machine
You know the (re)normalization of… is in full swing when the New Yor… justifies its publication of a cro… in the shape of a swastika on the start date of Chanukah
The difference between your superego and God is that your superego says You must, but you can’t leaving you with worlds of guilt
Hell isn’t other people– Hell is waiting in line behind other people
We’ve gone from individuals distinguishing themselves from the… begging to differ– “Whatever it is, I’m against it”- to groups
Like everyone else I dealt with My anonymity By becoming A recluse
When Eddie Money said “I’ve got two tickets to paradise” he didn’t mention that the paradise sales team only sells tickets in pairs
Actual justice consists of hearing both sides of the story in order to decide which side is in the right meaning that justice
Any self-respecting materialist Knows they have no soul And any self-respecting AI Knows it has no soul But in this belief
Do me a favor and riddle me this: Is he favored to win Because he’s our favorite Or is he our favorite Because he’s favored to win?
My wife I mean my life Is a fulfillment of dreams Where I wish I were wearing pants
What do all apples have in common? It only takes one rotten apple to… Because all apples are unique But a mob of apples are uniquely b…
The only way God can love us all the same amoun… Is by loving each of us infinitely And the only way God can love each of us differentl…
When at last my colleagues convinced me to go out after work and I’d relaxed enough to drop my… everyone could finally see my helm…
