Hunting on your own might make you a lone wolf but thinking for yourself makes you a lone ant

Some people say They were born too late; I was almost born too soon But then along came the internet Just in time to stop time–

In sci-fi movies They predict future crimes Arresting the accused Before they can start Much less finish

A materialist looks at life And sees death A believer looks at death And sees life

The sloth’s plangent gaze confirms what we already know: The eighth deadly sin is haste

Pacifism is the ultimate weapon For if you can prohibit your enemy From defending himself Then all that’s left Is to love him to death

We are connected therefore I think I am A nexus without a group

I’m the kind of guy Who doesn’t ride a motorcycle But always wears a leather helmet

Anselm’s ontological proof fails at proving the existence of God; there is no way around a leap of f… Instead, it proves that human bein… are incapable of accessing God’s m…

I thought I was too smart for my own good But happily, I’d overestimated my… and I was just smart enough to be vaporous

We’re running out of time Because we’re running So walk, don’t run For though we have no time to wast… Haste still makes waste

With organized religion there is a method to the madness In a rational society there is a madness to the method

I was caught between a rock and a hard place unable to decide on a way out Instead, you decided on me

You wanted them all to yourself because they didn’t want anything to do with you and this is the sound of

Now that everyone else is also holier than thou Our far left raised the stakes becoming holier than Mao With slogans of piffle