Catwoman shamed Batman into getting out of the Batmobile… by telling him it was just like ec…

All of the lakes are great But one of the lakes is superior

Our view from the mor– al high ground was blocked by the Mt. Rushmore of golf

I grew up in the Neighborhood of… where if someone already had their… it was usually based on something… Now I live in the Land of Make T… where if someone’s mind is already…

You can’t call timeout in soccer But you can fake an injury You can’t call timeout in life But you can fake yourself out By believing you’ve faked us all o…

You have a real life if there are no easy solutions You have a real problem if there are no easy solutions but there is an easy way out

Now that I’m wearing a mask I find myself telling strangers everything

What do you call a wolf in sheep’s clothing who believes you are what you wear? The ruling class

You can’t burn a bridge when they’ve already dismantled th… to keep you out but you can burn an eternal flame to mark the location

It is often wondered whether the v… People of the Book are reading fiction or non-fiction but since they are each reading an… of a relationship that is phenomen…

In all my years as warden I could never figure out how to co… with NFPA code 14.14.1.5.1- “Access to exits shall be marked b… readily visible signs in all cases…

Saying Get out of your comfort zone to an American is like telling a turtle to get out of its shell

In the battle between good and evil good appears to be playing for a tie Evil,

Whether or not “art is the proper task of life” the transition to AI-generated synthetic media will complete the debasement of th…

My wife is a lot like God If God weren’t perfect Like Him, she’s my toughest criti… But also my fiercest champion