I never believed in automatic writ… until I tried my hand at TikTok and felt an invisible hand gently (as in pleasantly) but insistently (as in relievedly)
In the latest version of doublespe… A rhetorical question Is shrouded in a question
Late capitalism compensated for it… by blending it into its own propri… No one can redeem the past But everyone can redeem coupons!
Seeing as no good deed goes unpuni… Everyone else turned the job offer… And went back to waiting on their… Only the Jews understood that In the real world
A poem is worth A thousand pictures A life is worth A thousand paper cuts So, if I were to
The sloth’s plangent gaze confirms what we already know: The eighth deadly sin is haste
Mistakes are inev– itable; owning them is inestimable
Darth Vader. Only you could be so bored.
All dressed down with nowhere to go
“A quantum state is not an element… instead, it represents the degrees… about the possible outcomes of mea… Just so: A mental state is not an element o…
I’m not afraid of jumping in front of a bus because I don’t want to jump in front of a bus I am afraid of
It wasn’t until I earned my MBA that I understood the second comin… as an incredible opportunity for r… e.g, think about the implications… Jesus updated from sandals to toe…
An uninterrupted winning streak Can only be had through An unchanging mean streak
Even when religion is about the symbolic it must guard against fundamentalism But when religion
Nero fiddles while Rome burns? Fiddle-de-dee! Nero riddles but Rome never learn…
