You both cause and cure real self-… by performing fake self-loathing for an online audience The cure takes when you’ve no authentic self left

How do I love me? Let me count t… I love me to the depths of my stom… and when in line in front of a lum… I’ll take the last fried rice in t… I love me to the level of Wall St…

The world is a cast of characters Social media is a caste of caricatures

Wittgenstein’s fly in the bottle consults the map for directions to find the map

What is the culture war really bei… The battlefield is littered with c… Those clues are our dead bodies That still walk And talk

The brain is pattern-seeking And it will keep making the same m… Until it sees the pattern for itse…

You’re supposed to love everybody but everybody knows that’s putting all of your eggs in one ba… so everybody eggs each other on in making a western omelet

Many con artists have a moral awakening; even more realize that the only compassionate thing to do is continue the con

The arts say What can’t be said While agitprop tells us What can be said In a game of

To whom it may concern: Time travel is impossible

In the confession booth I have a confession to make so that I can receive forgiveness In the show trial I have a confession to make up

I know I’m losing an argument with my friends when my thoughts turn to lunch I know I’m winning when I’m about to lose my lunch

Dreams don’t come true; They are true

It is said that The truth will set you free And while this may be true It goes without saying that Lies will give you power over othe…

In this world The greatest pleasure Is always anticipation: Moshiach is coming!