Whereas Mayor McCheese loved reading about himself in the newsp… ex-Mayor McCheese was served with divorce papers

One woman’s sunk cost is another woman’s sunken treasure

I spent most of my life naively believing that people mean what they say Then I came to understand that even when people don’t mean what t…

When I stand before this world I’m afraid to say What I have to ask you About my desire: “Is that too much to ask?”

I have a different problem: there are no feelings to express my words

Riddle me this: The Riddler commits crimes of the… By loving each and every one of us… But always leaves clues behind In the form of a riddle

Antisemitism is suddenly easy to f… It’s a mile wide and just scratch the surface an inch deep– You’ll find it there

While loved ones may or may not have the chance to say goodbye to the

Get back! Problem is The internet will still be there w… Get back

The Fed has one lever to pull– interest rates– to keep all of us consuming

AI didn’t write this poem; it wrote the algorithm that decided whether or not you would read it

Your soul is mission control And Houston We have a problem Literally Problem is

All plants and animals die But only human life is A near-death experience Immortality, then Wil be the death of man

Chaucer said All good things must come to an en… Which was widely If begrudgingly Accepted as a good thing