Under new management, hell now consists of friendly fire
Who says ye cannae change the laws… Where before Every action had An equal and opposite reaction Now every reaction
Civilization began when a discussion group convened to debate the meaning of the phras… The less said, the better
If you make the mistake of believi… there’s no room for error the surest way to avoid making ano… is to keep making the same mistake
For a long time, the centrists were at the center of attention where the action was But now they find themselves at the center of a hall of mirrors
Civilization is an attempt to filibuster death
Men require 613 mitzvos to cleave… As tightly as God cleaves to them Which is indivisibly Women, born closer to God Require just 599 mitzvos to cleave…
Poets are to their poems As parents are to their children Preparing them for the world Without knowing what they will do
For about one hundred years it was no longer a secret that the easiest way to be a rational a… in an irrational world is to rationalize all
Thesis: I think it through to see it throu… Antithesis: I think it through to see through… Synthesis:
Our civilization is like an egg– It can withstand enormous pressure at the top (for the obvious reasons) and bottom
If you made a Venn Diagram of my office and a coal mine the only thing you’d put where the… is the canary we keep by the copie… If the canary is dead
The struggle to become an individual in no way implies the need to be unique
I thought I’d flown the co-op by living off the grid And yet I’m still a chicken only now I’m on the skids So I’ve up and joined a commune
Funny how as the left lost its sense of humor it became a joke
