Whereas Mayor McCheese loved reading about himself in the newsp… ex-Mayor McCheese was served with divorce papers
One woman’s sunk cost is another woman’s sunken treasure
Each of us are broken Off from one another So that together We create our mosaic Moshiach will come
I spent most of my life naively believing that people mean what they say Then I came to understand that even when people don’t mean what t…
When I stand before this world I’m afraid to say What I have to ask you About my desire: “Is that too much to ask?”
I have a different problem: there are no feelings to express my words
Riddle me this: The Riddler commits crimes of the… By loving each and every one of us… But always leaves clues behind In the form of a riddle
Antisemitism is suddenly easy to f… It’s a mile wide and just scratch the surface an inch deep– You’ll find it there
While loved ones may or may not have the chance to say goodbye to the
Get back! Problem is The internet will still be there w… Get back
The Fed has one lever to pull– interest rates– to keep all of us consuming
AI didn’t write this poem; it wrote the algorithm that decided whether or not you would read it
Your soul is mission control And Houston We have a problem Literally Problem is
All plants and animals die But only human life is A near-death experience Immortality, then Wil be the death of man
Chaucer said All good things must come to an en… Which was widely If begrudgingly Accepted as a good thing