Social media– the bureaucracy of the people– is an eternal now where you always have just enough time

My wife fixed me with a stare that said Really, what haven’t you done for…

The only reason to pursue fame is to forestall the possibility that you’re the kind of person who would die wishing you’d been more famous

We confuse freedom for the act of choosing when our frontal lobe has no choice but to choose just as a heart must beat

If I could change one thing about… I would stop trying to make myself Impervious to change

Just because life is good doesn’t mean it isn’t also too much of a good thing

Alas Nobody wakes up in the morning To kiss my ass Miraculously I don’t wake up in the morning

Known knowns: Who I think you think I am Known unknowns: Who you think I am Unknown unknowns:

A poem is worth A thousand pictures A life is worth A thousand paper cuts So, if I were to

Since seeing is believing all that we really want is kept out of sight, out of mind leaving everything we think we kno… to the imagination

My boss said It’s my way or the highway so, I took the highway to hell But when God said It’s your way or the doorway

Everybody knows that Jews are indigenous to Israe… that they were frogmarched out into the oft-deadly diaspora by th… and that they have openly and

Given a ship that would never sink we proceeded to run it aground in search of

The older I get the less I pause for effect This is because the clock is ticking and I’d rather not waste my time

When a woman chooses her mate His first real test Is whether he accepts her dare To propose If he does, we already know her an…