We hit it off: she’d declawed her cats and I’d plucked my cacti’s needles

In a Hegelian reversal, I couldn’t com– plain but it would help

One woman’s sunk cost is another woman’s sunken treasure

At the end of life you can either say I brought it or I bought it

The first difference between your… When you know your boss’s eyes are… You need to look busy But when you know God’s eyes are… You actually want to get busy

When my dog gives me that knowing… I don’t know what she knows I only know that she knows Who I’m fooling And it isn’t her

Jews learned the hard way That because God sanctions God also sanctions– In this lies their certainty about… Most other nations just know

Inside the hierarchy Humiliation is both a warning That there are no individuals with… And a reminder That your place in the group is at…

A smartphone with AI is to a person as a person is to a horse

Dreams don’t come true; They are true

Time flies when you’re having fun And the key to fun is wanting Not having

We don’t understand our childhoods so we spend our adult lives reenacting them in the hope that an outside observer

Beauty is in the eye of the stockholder

The people pleaser’s greatest mist… is believing that if you always walk the line you will never have to

My favorite tennis player of all time is the Frenchman Guy Forget because man always forgets