You can tell that the far right Borg and the far left Borg are one Borg because Donald Trump

I survived my humiliation By treating it like a joke Through becoming a joke myself In order to in turn survive my bec… I became a running joke

By Jove, the easi– est way to work on yourself is to get married

Beliefs and behavior are the real… One leads to another And we have no idea How it all started Our name for that lacuna is God

I don’t have a TV because I would watch it Instead, I watch my mouth

If you want to remain married one partner should stay busy moving the goalposts while the other focuses on running out the clock

Let’s call the before times “The… It’s not what you know It’s who you know But after the social media It’s not who you know

Asked to account for his success w… he explained that he drives his ca… like he won it on The Price Is R…

Honesty is the best policy but it’s not an evidence-based practice

Question: What do you want the mo… Answer: The most. This is how you know The devil is always cheating you Because desire is neither

You can die a million times Without a single ego death But one ego death is worth One God

Entire lives can be lived waiting for the other shoe to drop although often this just means you’re being crushed at a snail’s…

At first blush It all seems so unfair– We have to both please God And thank Him But then we blush

Life is simple; the meaning of life is complicated As a man I’m a simple creature but I’ve been married long enough… that women are complicated

By hook or by crook I do it all by the book