I may not be the man who has everything but I’m the man who knows what to get for the man who has everything

Takeoff always happens just as we are running out of runway

To those who say they’ll keep working until they die I say don’t die–

The three day seminar culminated with walking across smooth sea glass and still cutting our feet

You’ll know whether you’re there to make things better or to make yourself feel better by how you react when you’re told you can do better

If I could put Just one thing In a time capsule It would be A crystal ball

Philosophers dream of “The view from nowhere” Granting pure objectivity Instead, we got the internet’s View from everywhere

All art’s politi– cal but some art is more re– ligious than others

I was one of the ones who craved religion without religion This, apparently was easy to arrange But now that I’m longing for

The brain is pattern-seeking And it will keep making the same m… Until it sees the pattern for itse…

There is only one way to claim moral authority: Convincing others that they are the authority in their own life And based on exhaustive research

The difference between a black hole and a rabbit hole is that light can’t escape a black… but light can’t get in a rabbit ho…

You’ll be able to tell that nobody knows what anything is wort… when no one knows who they can tru…

Like the fern which is seedless but doesn’t lack seeds the universe (that cannot be named… is meaningless

Miss Suzie had a scapegoat The scapegoat was Hillel Miss Suzie went to heaven The scapegoat went to Hello terminator