Whistler’s mother had just spent a long day with Whis– tler’s mother-in-law

Everything changed when Snob appeal became mass appeal Since once the internet democratiz… It only matters What you can afford to believe

The remarkable thing about life is how time consuming it is

The world is An interrogation room And God is behind The two-way mirror

I’m never Ready But I’m always Overprepared

Some people say They were born too late; I was almost born too soon But then along came the internet Just in time to stop time–

I wear black socks On the outside Because black is how I feel In the onside

Thanks to QR codes you can sign-in without your signature much as for some time now your phone has enabled you

Life has given us pumpkins ostensibly for carving and smashing but I smell an opportunity though the opportunity cost

The truth is always at a disadvant… because while you can harness truth in service of a lie you can’t tell lies

There’s equality And there’s e-quality You know the former when you see i… You know the latter when it sees y…

Big Brother used to just Cross his fingers To avoid telling the truth Then uncrossed them into a V for Vacancy

Power is the ability To maintain your non-negotiables And the world to come Will arrive when we stop trying To negotiate a new deal with God

One thing I’ve learned is The good times Weren’t as good As I imagined them to be In fear of the bad times

The distance between zero and one is infinitely greater than the distance between one and infinity