It’s up to us Whether we do what we know is wron… Because it feels good in the momen… But if we do The devil is always there

If you fear death You will try to control God By controlling others To prevent them from killing you If you fear God

You’ll know whether you’re there to make things better or to make yourself feel better by how you react when you’re told you can do better

In sci-fi movies They predict future crimes Arresting the accused Before they can start Much less finish

A charmed half-life is the time taken to lower your expectations to half their original value

When life gives white people lemon… they make ginger tea lemonade wit…

Much like nuclear weapons the whole point of having vacation days is never to use them

To avoid road rage all rearview mirrors have been replaced by screens displaying a real-time computerize… of the way things ought to be

The last stage of wes– tern civilization was groupthink without groups

I thought I was Playing to the crowd When all along I was getting Played by the crowd The crowd, it turns out

China’s zero-covid policy zeroes in on ideology in order to zero out reality Americans, too, have a zero percen… making justice a total zero

The ego is like a booster rocket That starts out incredibly massive But sheds its size As it delivers its payload– The soul–

I have just complet– ed my memoirs: One Hundred Years of Solid Food

I didn’t know my own strength because my strength is in numbers But now I know that my greatest w… was wanting to be number one Fortunately, while it’s easy to ge…

A sliver of moon follows us home in the car How nice to be fooled