Our souls have a body Our bodies have five senses And we all have a sixth sense That there is no sixth sense Yet we’re left with a sense of sel…

The new day will dawn When, at last Everything is clear as day And since that fateful day Of October 7th

Decisions my wife doesn’t make are settled by stare decisis

If it can’t be fixed but it must be fixed it stands to reason that you should keep trying the easy fix

When people meet me they typically think I’m a sensitive guy but later they realize I’m a time sensitive guy

It turns out that the afterlife is only as long as you can keep the exit interview go…

Hey mister, that Deep Blue is some deep shit I know, that’s why we’re

There’s a groove I’ve been going… just between heroic and anti-heroi… that’s perfectly romantic But betwixt the truth-teller and the soothsayer

He should have said: If everything is permitted then God does not exist

Rock and roll will never die because OK Computer replaced the world with itself

I’m not afraid of jumping in front of a bus because I don’t want to jump in front of a bus I am afraid of

Much of life is boring Which is also why Life is so funny

At the end of life you can either say I brought it or I bought it

When civilization was still buildi… deconstruction was all the rage Now that everything we’ve built is… rage is all the rage

Setting aside crimes of passion, when people commit crimes it’s eit… they think they can get away with… or because they want to get caught Either way, they’re guilty;