It was when Socrates ate the frui… that he added this second line of… I know that my wife knows everythi…

We think of death As the worst-case scenario But what if In the best-case scenario Death is the answer to a question?

In the first half of life I tried it your way and succeeded which is how I got over you In the second half of life I did it my way and failed

I was happily feeding at the trough when I noticed it had been filled with finger food

At first moving heaven and earth is its own reward because it’s hell on wheels But self-flagellation

It’s come to my attention that My attention span is limited By what I want to see And like most people these days I don’t know what I want

Where once an artist was a creator she is now a creative because a noun requires a verb and we’re meant to do nothing which pays well on the internet

You can’t study for the purity test but you can copy from your neighbor

Immortality still involves death Because we all still fear death Enough to die from it Moshiach will be the one Whose immortality eliminates death

Given the current nostalgia for shared reality we shouldn’t forget that peak shared reality was mutually assured destruction

You can die a million times Without a single ego death But one ego death is worth One God

They say You can run but you can’t hide Which is why the One Ring With its power of invisibility Is so seductive

You’ve met your femme fa– tale when you can’t stop wishful thinking about her

First they promised us belonging Afterwards they clarified that they meant You belong to us

The universe is always asking By chance, do you have a creative…