The rise in sales of cruelty-free products exactly tracks the increased rate at which its consumers visit cruelty upon

2/3 of the Earth Is covered by water So, most of the underground Is under water Accordingly, in dreams

To whom it may concern: Time travel is impossible

Woe betide the man who accepts an apology

I wish I could be the Lone Ranger Instead like everyone else I’m the known stranger

The world to come is like a signature look that’s always a new look

Life’s unhappiest surprises always come from those you’ve known forever without ever knowing the score but now you will

Everybody knows the unwritten rule… Everybody thinks they know the unw… Nobody knows when the unwritten pu…

Because bodies make a fart joke of… etiquette used to dictate that whe… passed gas at, e.g., a dinner part… the polite thing to do was to pret… the fart never happened

It all clicked for me when I realized that Hebrew School Is a party school

I can never remember street names navigating strictly by landmarks taking left turns just past abandoned doughnut shops impugning me to keep my marriage

I’ve done the math: In regards to #1 #1a is sadly mistaken

She was so cool that even her periods were fashionably late

You can only tell that People are truly free If they work harder than everyone… Which they do because All of their work

In a twist in hell there are no consequences