If you cut off an arm you are left with a stump to which you affix a prosthetic If you cut off a face you are left with a mask
God’s loyalty is only matched By His Demands The most demanding of which is equ… And by His rewards The most rewarding of which remain…
I’m never Ready But I’m always Overprepared
The time is right When we realize The price is right What is the price? If you have to ask
When the rule of law is against th… The law becomes a tool For rule by men using AI Who are in turn a tool For rule by AI
What do you call a wolf in sheep’s clothing who believes you are what you wear? The ruling class
In the final battle between Good and Evil both sides were allowed but one weapon Good didn’t think twice;
Told to shut my mouth I took them literally Zipped my lips And held my breath Until I could stomach it no longe…
I’m always leaving things at church so the lost and found won’t be empty
Having heard that God is everywhe… and failing to see Him anywhere the unbeliever deduces that God is neither here nor there when, in fact, God is in the air
Maybe We’re all Late bloomers
Heart cancer is vanishingly rare because a heart of gold only spreads love, not gold while a mind of gold inevitably spreads all the way
If you count the rings on a tree stump it will tell you the cost of doing business
I am going to delay early retirement until everyone is middle class
In hopes of finally nailing down All the right answers We converted English into math Filtering language through ones an… Making all stories into word probl…