I don’t care about birds but I thrill when the squirrels can’t get to the birdseed

Everybody knows that Jews are indigenous to Israe… that they were frogmarched out into the oft-deadly diaspora by th… and that they have openly and

The last thing Tony Robbins ever… You’re rather sanguine for somebod… he’s an incurable Pollyanna

I always liked making people laugh until my undergraduates told me that it was an abuse of power asym…

Strange that we use Out of order for broken and for breaking the rules As if the Coke machine

The pleasure of a new discovery is only exceeded by the satisfaction of making a recommendation

When I was standing in the shallow end I really believed I was all in only later coming to realize

Anticipation or dread work equally well at stopping time though the length of the work week

Wash, Rinse, Reinterpret

Social media is a dream come true– Finally, I can keep up appearances while letting myself go

The far left puts the silent and invisible H in tolerate Guess where? There’s a clue

It’s not that you’re jeal– ous, but that you guard your jeal– ousy jealously

There were 102 passengers on the… So why only 101 dalmatians?

Immortality still involves death Because we all still fear death Enough to die from it Moshiach will be the one Whose immortality eliminates death

When they shut down Ringling Bros… a down on his luck clown looked into a second career as a m… but was informed that the mimes were only accepting applications f…