You will only find happiness when the answers to the questions What would you do if you knew you… and What would you do if you knew you…
All behavior is purposeful and all behavior is self-serving until you realize that all behavior is self-serving which is when you find out what ha…
I’m converting to Judaism but I’m a Scorpio so, I have a head start
Physically unscathed after a life of piracy he was forced to lean heavily on his emotional scarring
We talk about current times But time is a current That gives us our power We hate death Seeing it as the loss of all power
The difference between God and ma… Is that man can’t abide A free Jew While God will abide With the Jews
A record sounds the same every time you play it A broken record is intolerable because it isn’t broken, it’s just…
A wise man once told me When you don’t know what to do do nothing A wise politician
I put out a comedy album Side A was called Wins Side B was called Losses Only one side was funny
My mid-life crisis is the fear that my tombstone epit… Like chicken, he went with everyth…
I’d always said Que sera, sera expecting the last guffaw Instead it’s a last hurrah before one or the other coups d’et…
It’s said you become what you hate; I hate losing things
The best a mystic can say is that while none of us are one of a kind we’re all kind of a one
I don’t know what being alone with your thoughts is like for you but for me it’s like I’m watching them
It’s no coincidence that a mirror… making all self-examination a form… in which I observe myself to remak… in my own image This only works if I believe
