There are two kinds of people in t… Those who believe in God And those who believe in God But also believe in God You can tell the latter

In the end no one could be held accountable for the catastrophe not because there weren’t plenty of warning signs

Some people have baggage; I come with furniture Fortunately, my wife enjoys rearranging

The lower classes are those people who are not allowed to compete To feel good about perpetuating th…

You may or may not realize it yet But you’re in the army If you do You’ve got your marching orders; It’s up to you to follow them

When you first arrive in hell they… Get comfortable, you’re going to b… Which is exactly how they hold on…

A mind without a body, Say one that’s been uploaded to th… Is like a thought without words– You can picture it But it’s senseless

If new car smell lasts forever you will not be able to smell it

If you’re looking for answers life is a wild goose chase If you’re looking for the next que… life is a never-ending scavenger h…

At bottom freedom consists of the possibility that you are wrong

The best part about Being a part of something great Is that I get to do my part

If you take a hot-blooded child and raise him in a cold-blooded cu… don’t be surprised when you get a lukewarm-blooded vulture

Before you know it The next big thing Is already The next best thing I suppose there’s worse things tha…

On a scale of one to ten One being the lowest Ten being the highest Rate yourself Then imagine

It didn’t matter that I’d been scrupulously carbon neutral; my interlocutors persisted until I realized that the desire to make… had left a vast carbon footprint o…