Archaeologists have looked and loo… But what if the Earth itself is o… And our universe the flood of dark… As we inhabit story within story w… In an infinite fractal

Early big bang theor– ists were known for eating quite a lot of popcorn

An ego Without a body Is a ghost And we are All of us

The trick is to craft a conformism so elaborate that you convince yourself it’s bespoke

Because bodies make a fart joke of… etiquette used to dictate that whe… passed gas at, e.g., a dinner part… the polite thing to do was to pret… the fart never happened

My wife sleeps on her back while I sleep in the mis– take prone position

I’ve done the math and the whole is only greater than the sum of its parts when the group is made up of individuals

I always like to know where I stand and I always bring an umbrella that can double

I couldn’t believe that my first e… was still carrying a torch for me and then I saw all my other ex’s b… carrying a pitch fork

Anselm’s ontological proof fails at proving the existence of God; there is no way around a leap of f… Instead, it proves that human bein… are incapable of accessing God’s m…

We’ve taken the last ember in the ashes for a glimmer of hope

Each of us gets to ask God one question and this question is your life

We’re hearing a lot of talk About saving democracy As if we were still A civilization ruled by a majority Which respects the rights of the m…

There is only one way to claim moral authority: Convincing others that they are the authority in their own life And based on exhaustive research

Delusions of grandeur about yourse… Are inevitable Delusions of grandeur about God Are impossible Which is how