Politics has become another form of showbiz but while the showman should always leave them wanting more the politician knows to

In a failed democracy the one thing both sides can agree on is that the real traitors are the loyal opposition

Panic in the feeds of Towson Panic in the feeds of Baltimore I sunder too, myself Could life ever obtain again The world wide feeds that load you…

I’m always asking God What is the meaning of life? In response, God looks at my life… What is the meaning of this?

Some people have baggage; I come with furniture Fortunately, my wife enjoys rearranging

Feminism’s big mistake is thinking it can use a power vac… to clean up the patriarchy’s mess

You can’t study for the purity test but you can copy from your neighbor

My grandfather built his house With his own hands And yet later in life Cut off half his thumb with a chai… If Alanis Morissette is right

The bad news is that liberal societies can only cohere in the face of external enemies The good news is that we will never lack for

I don’t give a darn about my bland reputation

All sense of control is an illusio… except for the control you feel in letting go of your need for contro… handing it over to God or to other people

My children have no idea they are living through a golden age of comedy

We are all mistaken in locating the black sheep’s diff… in the color of his fleece when the real distinction is that the other members of the flock

God loves us so much that He sets us up to fail For the journey is infinite As in it never stops And God knew that

Climate change is just the latest chapter in our ever-ending story