The devil’s one job Is making you an offer You can’t refuse And there’s only one thing The devil can’t offer
The two-week lockdown To bend the curve Turned into a year-and-a-half That bent our minds When
If you want to know what the quarantine was like for me walk a mile in my new leather sweatpants
Asked to account for his success w… he explained that he drives his ca… like he won it on The Price Is R…
Chaucer said All good things must come to an en… Which was widely If begrudgingly Accepted as a good thing
Reason is a gift from God But it is not the path to God There is a reason for this: God’s love for you is unreasonable
Apocalypse now in the eternal now
Our civilization is like an egg– It can withstand enormous pressure at the top (for the obvious reasons) and bottom
When I was a young man I couldn’t see the forest for the trees Now that I am old and wise I can’t see the forest
If you cut off an arm you are left with a stump to which you affix a prosthetic If you cut off a face you are left with a mask
The first difference between your… When you know your boss’s eyes are… You need to look busy But when you know God’s eyes are… You actually want to get busy
In real life we used to say I’ll see your talk and raise you action but that was just too risky Preferring no stakes
Friendly competition is heaven on… Culture war is hell on wheels Of time But now that our culture’s wheels… We’ll soon be out of time
Because man is condemned to freedo… his freedom has no exchange value Still, every man has his price since he is always free to sell his soul to the devil
If you want to understand human be… You need Sigmund Freud If you want to understand Freud You need Jacques Lacan If you want to understand Lacan
